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At times life is miserable. Some people help us to forget our problems. Other people are the source of our problems. Whether it's from malice or stupidity, spite or complete lack of consideration, we all know people like the following and we all wish we didn't.


Victoria: Hypocritical Whore
No one ever says, "I love hypocrites," yet the world seems to be full of them. But some people take hypocrisy a step farther than the usual. Some are like Victoria--hypocritical, manipulative, and psychotic all rolled into one. She complains to you about things other people do, and then turns around and does those things herself. She plays the martyr for situations that she put herself in (usually inspiring pity and admiration from those who don't really know her). She makes promises repeatedly that she either can't or won't keep. And she's got mood swings like no other--she can be completely laid back one minute and chewing you out over something trivial the next. And, worst of all, she'll turn on you in an instant. One minute you're her favorite, the next she's accusing you of stealing her stuff. In short, she's a nightmare to deal with. No matter what approach you take, she always finds a new way to screw you over, piss you off, or just make you wish you'd never been born.

Mr Flowers: Insecure Know-It-All
What could be worse than a know-it-all, you ask? The insecure know-it-all. Sounds like an oxymoron, I know, but the combination indeed exists. The result is a beast with feigned self-assurance (characterized by a complete denial of reality), the stubbornness of a jackass, and a complete and total inability to take constructive criticism. Whether he's ignoring you totally or disregarding your opinion by talking over you, he always manages to stick his nose where it's not wanted.

Eve: Leech
It's got to be tough being the leech. Never wanted anywhere, yet always going everywhere. Maybe you really don't notice the dirty looks. Or maybe you honestly can't see the problem with just showing up to a party your weren't invited to. Or maybe you're just too desperate to care. Maybe that's why you cling so tightly to anyone you can find that they run away the first chance they get. I won't pretend that I'm not without some sympathy for people like Eve, but don't let her know that or I'll have to start screening my phone calls.

Jules: Dandy Moralist
Metrosexuality might be in now, but obnoxious moralizing is not. When Jules is sitting across the table from you, just waiting to pounce on everything you say, the result tends to be an unpleasant conversation. No one likes to feel like every word they say might be misconstrued and used against them in a court of law. Hell, you don't even have to say the wrong thing, since Jules isn't listening anyway. He's already decided that you are a racist, sexist, ignorant, intolerant, narrow-minded, terrible human being and he's going to preach to you no matter what you say. Yes, Jules, you should never have been born.