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Bob’s Guide to Dancing

May 25, 2008
R. Batty @ 10:45 pm

Bob’s Guide to Dancing
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Step 1. Tickle the air
Step 2. Slap thighs aggressively
Step 3. Shake titties whilst lasciviously ogling bellydancer
Step 4. Do bat-toosie
Step 5. Subtly check penis status
   –> pulling a Van Damme? ABORT!
   –> all clear? Proceed to step 6
Step 6. Finish with Air Humping/Pelvic Thrust Maneuver (x3)

Congratulations! You now know how to dance Bob-style.

6 Comments »
  1. I can’t believe it has taken me this long to discover your site.

    wow.

    Comment by Anya — May 26, 2008 @ 3:02 am

  2. The discovery of this whole subculture of CHSS blogs is what posting videos of Bob bellydancing to YouTube is all about.

    Comment by Ethan — May 26, 2008 @ 3:29 am

  3. Don’t worry, I don’t think you’ve been missing much. Alas, the CHSS blog subculture is small and not nearly as thrilling as our stunning personalities might lead you to believe.

    Comment by R. Batty — May 26, 2008 @ 4:51 pm

  4. What would Goethe say?

    Comment by Anya — May 27, 2008 @ 12:52 am

  5. Step 5 sent me into convulsions of laughter (both your description of it, and seeing it live).

    Comment by Celia — May 27, 2008 @ 9:02 am

  6. I concur with C. Step 5 was absolutely inspired, m’dear.

    Comment by dana — May 28, 2008 @ 7:12 am

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