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    Bob’s Guide to Dancing

    May 25, 2008
    R. Batty @ 10:45 pm

    Bob’s Guide to Dancing
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    Step 1. Tickle the air
    Step 2. Slap thighs aggressively
    Step 3. Shake titties whilst lasciviously ogling bellydancer
    Step 4. Do bat-toosie
    Step 5. Subtly check penis status
       –> pulling a Van Damme? ABORT!
       –> all clear? Proceed to step 6
    Step 6. Finish with Air Humping/Pelvic Thrust Maneuver (x3)

    Congratulations! You now know how to dance Bob-style.

    6 Comments »

    1. I can’t believe it has taken me this long to discover your site.

      wow.

      Comment by Anya — May 26, 2008 @ 3:02 am

    2. The discovery of this whole subculture of CHSS blogs is what posting videos of Bob bellydancing to YouTube is all about.

      Comment by Ethan — May 26, 2008 @ 3:29 am

    3. Don’t worry, I don’t think you’ve been missing much. Alas, the CHSS blog subculture is small and not nearly as thrilling as our stunning personalities might lead you to believe.

      Comment by R. Batty — May 26, 2008 @ 4:51 pm

    4. What would Goethe say?

      Comment by Anya — May 27, 2008 @ 12:52 am

    5. Step 5 sent me into convulsions of laughter (both your description of it, and seeing it live).

      Comment by Celia — May 27, 2008 @ 9:02 am

    6. I concur with C. Step 5 was absolutely inspired, m’dear.

      Comment by dana — May 28, 2008 @ 7:12 am

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