Why didn’t I think of this?
November 26, 2007I wonder if Mariska Hargitay knows that, thanks to the wonderful world of the internet, you can get a doll of her poor, partially decapitated mother, Jayne Mansfield. Because your collection of decaptitated dolls just won’t feel complete without it.


Now, if I wrote for SVU, I’d have Benson find that doll in some perv’s apartment & tell him he’s a sick SOB, maybe kick him around a little. Cathartic, in character & mom probably would have enjoyed the meta, if in questionable taste, “role”.
Comment by Redking — November 29, 2007 @ 10:56 am
Good call. Maybe once you’ve got that law degree, they’ll hire you as a consultant for SVU!
Comment by R. Batty — November 29, 2007 @ 11:06 pm
Oh pish. She wasn’t decapitated, her wig flew off and the story was more dramatic headless. It’s a keen doll though!
Comment by SinCityFemme — December 12, 2007 @ 6:27 pm