I thought after stupidly, stupidly dying in 100th room of the Pit of 100 Trials, that maybe this was a sign to stop goofing around and actually get to work. And by get to work, I mean procrastinate by checking my email, checking thesuperficial.com, checking my friend’s blogs, checking ICQ, and then getting to work. And boy am I glad that I did all of those things, because otherwise I would not have found this!

“Batty,” you say, “I’m not clicking on this link unless you tell me what it is first. After all, it might be a diseased anus and I don’t really want to see that.”

Oh ye of little faith! Fine, I’ll tell you what it is. It is a ridiculously fun game little flash game involving some young coquette bitchslapping these other young coquettes (and an old maid and the old demonic mistress of the house). I don’t really know what’s going on–it’s all in Japanese and while I can recognize some spoken Japanese, I can’t read a damn thing. Use your imagination kiddos, plot’s clearly not all that important here anyway. Just slap away!!!