Now, I realize that I’m just a teeny bit on the misanthropic side. On occasion, I get irritated by my neightbors for rather trivial things. But when someone decides to start moving in to their third floor apartment at ten at night, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to assume that they are just gigantic assholes. Is it really possible that it did not occur to them that slamming doors and slamming furniture around at midnight might piss off their new neighbors? I could maybe cut them some slack if they were moving into a first floor place, with no one under them, and no stairs to tread up and down (although I’d still be pretty ticked about the incessant door slamming), but third floor? Come on. That’s just stupid and obnoxious. Boy are they lucky that I’m moving out myself, because I’m already fantasizing about a big flaming bag of poo in front of their door…