coolest message ever!
April 8, 2005This morning I discovered that I was the proud recipient of the *coolest* misdirected voicemail message ever. Now, I’d had some doozies before. For example one gentleman left a message once that went, “Hello master, this is [insert offical sounding name here] and I’m looking at a court record… I’m sorry, I dialed the wrong number.” Yeah, thanks for giving me a heart attack before realizing you’d called the wrong person. But this one is by far, the best message ever. I now give it to you, in it’s entirety, albeit slightly censored:
“Yeah b*tch, I hope you get this motherf*ckin’ voicemail. You better stop messin’ with everybody’s man before you f*ck around and catch this sh*t I got. Yes, you met him on the bus. Yes, you gave him this number. But guess what, b*tch. He got HIV. Do you?”
All I can say is “wow.”
Edited 22:19:
Listen to the message!
I feel like I just listened to an audio clip of Jerry Springer or something! SCARY!
Comment by kim — April 10, 2005 @ 3:39 am
SO… do you ?
Comment by david — April 10, 2005 @ 10:04 am
Well, David, you know what a homewrecker I am. I stopped keeping track of my STDs a long time ago–why get tested when I’ll just pick up another one in a day or two? ;-)
But isn’t that message just completely unbelievable? That’s one lady I wouldn’t want to run into in a dark alley!
Comment by master — April 11, 2005 @ 11:17 am
woah, I suddenly picture snoop dog but I don’t know why
Comment by david — April 12, 2005 @ 12:10 pm
oh my god what is this persons deal what did you do about it or this i would have freaked i mean how did you go through with that i would have moved and turned some people in for stupidness i dont think i could deal with it seriously i would have died!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Anonymous — April 15, 2005 @ 2:13 pm
haha, damn kid! That’s hilarious David! I don’t think you’d want to catch aids though. I mean that was nice of her to warn you that the guy had aids before you had sex with him!
Comment by Andrew — March 24, 2007 @ 2:36 pm